Tropical Elefanta

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)

jeankirstchein:

YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT MILKSHAKES MEANS BOOBS AND IM VERY DISTRESSED I THOUGHT THE SONG WAS ABOUT ATTRACTING MALES BY SWEET COLD DRINKS MADE IN A BLENDER

(Source: jeankirstchein)

  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from